glasgow jimmy is strolling down the street in Glasgow and kicks a bottle lying in the street. Suddenly out of the bottle comes a Genie. The Scotsman is stunned and the Genie says, Hello master, I will grant you one wish; anything you want.
The Scotsman begins thinking, Well, I really like drinking Whisky. Finally the Scotsman says, I wish to drink Whisky whenever I want, so make me pee Whisky.
The Genie grants him his wish. When the Scotsman gets home, he gets a glass out of the cupboard and pees in it. He looks at the glass and it Looks like Whisky. Then he smells the liquid. Smells like Whisky. So he takes a taste and it is the best Whisky he has ever tasted. the Scotsman yells to his wife, Hey Hen, come quickly.
She comes running down the hall and the Scotsman takes another glass out of the cupboard and fills it. He tells her to drink it. It's Whisky.
She is reluctant but goes ahead and takes a sip. It is the best Whisky she has ever tasted. The two drank and partied all night.
The next night the Scotsman comes home from work and tells his wife to get two glasses out of the cupboard. He proceeds to fill the two glasses. The result is the same. The Whisky is excellent and the couple drinks until the sun comes up.
Finally Friday night comes and the Scotsman comes home and tells to his wife, Hey Hen, grab one glass from the cupboard and we will drink Whisky.
His wife gets the glass from the cupboard and sets it on the table. The Scotsman begins to fill the glass; and when he fills it, his wife asks him, But Jimmy, why do we need only one glass?
Jimmy raises the glass and says, Because tonight, Ma wee Hen, you drink from the bottle.
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